A Letter from the Chairman of the Board

To Our Valued Stakeholders:

The Lupners prides itself in its investment in human capital as well as state-of-the-art 80's technology. Our rock and roll team strives to differentiate itself as one of the most flexible and responsive bands in the world. As evidenced by our mission statement: "The Lupners strive to maximize value for its stakeholders while providing its fans with unparalleled musical performances. We also swing your socks away."

Thank you for your continued trust in The Lupners. We will continue to strive to be worthy stewards of your rock and roll capital.


J. Frederick Thornhump


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